HRH... The PIG!

CF SNIPPETS presents... HRH, The PIG!

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived (still living) a handsome prince. He has a good life, despite the crap he had to endure when he was young, thanks to his crazy family. He looked (still look) like the picture below (the 1 on the left is HRH The PuTz):

After being challenged by the royal family, HRH decided to elope with him, himself and no one else. Off he went with his 4 wheels (not 4WD):

Alas, in his perilous journey, he ran into the evil witch of the BEACHES (don't take the word by its essence). In short, he was in so bad a luck, he didn't manage to escape the evil witch's spell. Her soul snagging machine took his stellar face away.

CF SNIPPETS presents... The Evil Witch of the BEACHES:

Needless to say, HRH succumbed to his fate. He was turned into a farm animal. Nevertheless, he retained his youthful yet pleasant charm. In fact, he never looked better:

He didn't give up. Days after days, HRH tried to look for a way out. He had a feeling that he was too late when the witch took him to a weighing machine. He was placed on the machine and the witch looked earnestly at the number on the machine. She was satisfied:

He was scared. He took out his phone to call for back-up. Unfortunately, in the woods, there're no connection... He was stuck. He banged the door at night with his face, resulting in that poor flat little nose. His nostrils contracted to 2 small dots.

He managed to escape. He ran like hell. He hid in the woods for 1 day, sleeping underneath a big tree:

He heard a sound 1 night while he was trying to sleep. He quickly ran and he tripped.

He was stuck:

HRH called for help with his Sony Ericsson M600i (non-existent in his real life):

Help came in the form of an ANGEL... HRH is saved. He is now resting in his Strawberry Plantation:

.... as HRH, The PIG. END.