Have you D.O.M.-ed

That's right... Have you? Myself?... Yeap & almost died! No kidding.

It all started a few months back when I started looking very tired and sleepy (yawning every few minutes). Being very maternal, my mom immediately recommended me D.O.M. It's suppose to rejuvenate if you don't know what does it do. So, after much harassment from my mom, I decided to take it 3 days ago (and another time 1 hr ago).

The TASTE:
HORRIBLE

The SENSATION:
HOT HOT HOTNESS, almost burning.

The AFTER-TASTE:
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW

The RESULT:
SLEPT LIKE A PIG. WOKE UP HIGH

But of course, I will continue to consume it. If it's good for me, I will take it like a man!!! I'll just look like I stepped on shiatz every few days and eat something sour... SHAMELESSLY (another word brought to you by my boss).

HRH... The PIG (2)

This is a friendly message from CF SNIPPETS informing fellow readers that the pictures that readers saw in the previous post a.k.a. HRH... The PIG were taken with a Sony Ericsson w810i mobile phone.

No editing has been done to the pictures as the owner would like to maintain 100% originality. If you have any doubts about the above, kindly inform the owner and proof will be produced via his intermediary, The Evil Witch of the BEACHES.

Thank you! Have a lovely weekend.

HRH... The PIG!

CF SNIPPETS presents... HRH, The PIG!

Once upon a time, in a faraway land, lived (still living) a handsome prince. He has a good life, despite the crap he had to endure when he was young, thanks to his crazy family. He looked (still look) like the picture below (the 1 on the left is HRH The PuTz):

After being challenged by the royal family, HRH decided to elope with him, himself and no one else. Off he went with his 4 wheels (not 4WD):

Alas, in his perilous journey, he ran into the evil witch of the BEACHES (don't take the word by its essence). In short, he was in so bad a luck, he didn't manage to escape the evil witch's spell. Her soul snagging machine took his stellar face away.

CF SNIPPETS presents... The Evil Witch of the BEACHES:

Needless to say, HRH succumbed to his fate. He was turned into a farm animal. Nevertheless, he retained his youthful yet pleasant charm. In fact, he never looked better:

He didn't give up. Days after days, HRH tried to look for a way out. He had a feeling that he was too late when the witch took him to a weighing machine. He was placed on the machine and the witch looked earnestly at the number on the machine. She was satisfied:

He was scared. He took out his phone to call for back-up. Unfortunately, in the woods, there're no connection... He was stuck. He banged the door at night with his face, resulting in that poor flat little nose. His nostrils contracted to 2 small dots.

He managed to escape. He ran like hell. He hid in the woods for 1 day, sleeping underneath a big tree:

He heard a sound 1 night while he was trying to sleep. He quickly ran and he tripped.

He was stuck:

HRH called for help with his Sony Ericsson M600i (non-existent in his real life):

Help came in the form of an ANGEL... HRH is saved. He is now resting in his Strawberry Plantation:

.... as HRH, The PIG. END.

how the past haunts you in the future

When I was attached to Corporate Planning, I was part of the team that brought our project (can't say what project) in Dubai to life. The research and time spent on perfecting the documentation required by the Dubai Financial Services Authority (DFSA) was finally done! Off we went. The project now is in its infancy stage.

Part of the documentation was not exactly 100% clear. It was the operation's processes. It came to light after a short discussion with my oh-so-sexy boss. I then realised that it didn't have an ending to the process flow and I was shocked. She said "Sometimes, your past doings will haunt you in the present or future...". I didn't know what she mean. After 5 mins, I was in total agreement. LOL. Then we laughed and we discussed further on ways to rectify the ambiguity.

Apart from that, everything's good! Fantastic, if I may say so. A full day (very full) and loved every minute of it. I have not much to say. That's about it for this post. Hope to post another entry and meantime, have a great evening.

Wonderful World of Disney

What I look forward to watching this weekend???

I want to watch "Cheetah Girls 2", "Suite Life of Zack & Cody", "Emperor New School", "Totally Spies", "Jake Long: American Dragon" and many others. Very deep interest on the 1st two. LOL! Seems like Zack & Cody has the most guest stars from other Disney Original sitcoms. Very interesting and refreshing.

This afternoon at work, my office has a training on "How To Use Customer Service to Turn A Transaction into A Relationship". Guess what? The 1st thing that came into my mind was my boss' face. Then the word "SCANDALOUS". FYI, that word has a history in my dept. It was started by 1 of my colleagues and myself, of course. After that thought, I hurried back to my workstation and after a short discussion with my colleagues about work, I told my boss about my imagination. The outcome... The whole office burst into laughter. It was so cute. And man, today my boss wore a new outfit and she look powerful, not to mention attractive in a way. She was corporate sexy. Plus her smile and her assertiveness, oooohh. Those who know me well will know that I have a thing for mature women.

I (heart) my company. Lots of love, ppl!!!

The Exorcism of Hantu Semantan

Nothing fancy, nothing costly. It's almost unbelievable.

Garlic? Nope. She doesn't response to garlic. Oh well, she may hurl when she bites one but she still haunts you until you're not hauntable... (is there such a word??). It's not those yellow looking post-it notes you see in Chinese vamps movies, not the Holy Bible nor the al-Quran.

It is the GONG XI FA CAI song. Or more accurately, CNY songs with kids singing or noisy b/ground music PLUS the mighty words of GONG XI FA CAI. When she hears those kind of music, she GUA CAI.

So there, the 1 and only very effective way in making sure she'll not be around you. (smirk).

Since we're on the CNY topic, just to let you guys know that my workstation @ Malaysian Re will have a CNY theme starting Feb. It's gonna be superb. With little fire crackers, red cards, ang paus and many other stuff. Feeling it already. That's 1 of many ways how I keep myself excited at work. Haha. Of course, my colleagues help a lot too in destressing. Haha.

Misunderstood

Lately, I've been misunderstood rather often. I have people telling me "Work is work, but never neglect your friends" or "Why do you need to work so hard for?" or the best one... "I know you don't treat me as your friend. At least, not those that you care about!"

The last one made me furious and I almost stood up and smothered him* to hell! Nevertheless, I maintained my composure and was very calm. Almost as if I didn't feel anything. Let's clear something here...

1. I like my job. It's challenging and fun despite the long hours and the best of all, what I do have huge impact on my company from many perspectives. It's meaningful. My company is in the financial and service industry and is very technical in nature. Naturally, if I want to excel, I will have to put in the hours and my bosses trust me. That trust means a lot to me and there's no way I'm not going to deliver.
2. If I didn't call or text, that doesn't mean I have neglected that person. If you don't know, I'm not those that will call for no reasons. I will text, but don't expect 1 everyday.
3. I miss my friends. Who say I don't? I just don't say it out. What's the point? Often, that feeling will be substituted very quickly by my excitement in my work.
4. I work hard because I WANT TO and not I NEED TO.
5. Finally, PLS USE YOUR BRAIN. If I don't care about you, why in the world would I ask about you or took the initiative to email/phone/text/meet up with you? When you called and I told you "I'm tired. Why don't we talk tomorrow?" or "I'm busy at the moment. Perhaps you can text me. So sorry" or "Hey, I'm in the middle of something", you snapped at me and said "You don't wanna talk to me is it?" or "You're always like that" or "Sometimes, it's like you don't wanna talk to me or see me". HELLO... I'm not answerable to you nor am I obligated to talk to you when you call. If I'm busy, I say I'm busy. Why would I wanna say otherwise?

So, in short, if you think I'm unworthy to be your friend, why bother befriending me? You may severe the friendship. FYI, it's in my resolution for 2007 actually. And if you know me well, I can ignore a person or leave something and move on very quickly and it doesn't affect me even a little. If you don't know this fact about me, you barely know me at all. If you do (some of my friends do), you will never ask such silly questions!

* Applicable to male and female.

Why???

Sometimes I wonder why am I so stupid! I always make a decision without much thinking. Then, I'll affect others. Though those affected are not related to me in any way, still, it doesn't change the fact that I'm dumb.

I always think thoroughly before making decisions pertaining to my job. However, when it comes to my personal life, things just get screwed up so quickly, I don't even know what went wrong. I only realise my mistake after a few hrs, or worse, days. So, what I'm gonna do is I'll work extra hard in sharpening my spontaneous decision making skills. I can't live like this. Talk/think > decision > regret/remorse > feel stupid. I wonder if there are books for fix this....

I owe people so many things I can't even keep track anymore. Videos, favours, msgs, emails, etc. They just keep on coming. What's wrong??? I'll tell you what's wrong. I'm not doing things right. I always say "I'll put this aside and do something more important" or "I don't have time for this". After some time, I don't remember them anymore. Then, I feel bad. Then, I feel sick of myself. Then, people start asking again. Then, the whole cycle repeats. Curses.

I wonder how people put up with me sometimes. If I were to be on the other end (recipient of my things), I'd have gone berserk. Shit... things really are crazy.

My 1st 2007 Weekend

I parked me car in me company for 1 week already. It's so nice! I'm so satisfied.

Moving on... I spent my 1st weekend of 2007 sleeping! (whistle, whistle). On a sunny Saturday afternoon, my mother and I went to spy on something @ 47500. Before that, we were @ Bangsar. After all those espionage missions, we went home, slept, woke up and ate dinner! Needless to say, we slept again and then, Sunday!!!

What happened on Sunday? We feng-shui-ed my sister's room. It's slightly more spacious now and therefore, more walking space. After that, haha, I'm writing this.

Now, let me tell you what I need (not want) to get for my workstation in my office. Considering the fact that I always work till late, 5 days a week, I need:

1. A new roller ball mouse (not optical mouse and must be ergonomic. One must pamper one's hand)
2. A mousepad (preferably with Ultraman cartoon on it)
3. A fan (it's very hot & stuffy after 6pm. Instead of hijacking my boss' fan, might as well get 1 of my own)
4. More pictures of people
5. More pictures of me
6. Magnetic paper clips holder
7. Water bottle
8. Better USB 2.0 coffee heater

I think those are the essentials. I will think of those things that I want (not NEED) later.

That's about it. World Peace, people!

1st day 2007

This post is to help me remember one of my dear friend (btw, she's not dead, very much alive and kicking). She's 23. She bought a car. Tell me, how many people you know at her age bought cars for themselves? I bet the answer is not many! Well, she's 1 of a kind. Still, her modesty and humble nature (not often) will take her somewhere. Trust me. Entrepreneurial, bold and streetwise, she's cool! I'm so ever very damn proud to have her as a friend.

OK. Let's move on. I spent my 1st half of the 1st day of 2007 in 1Utama. My family and moi watched "Night At The Museum". It's very funny and very meaningful! The people that I saw in that movie, hilarious. I didn't expect to see some of the actors in it. That movie made me think. Well, just a bit. Nothing mind-boggling. Not capable of that since my brains do not have that sort of capacity. I'm a simpleton. I live, earn money, spend money, splurge on myself and family, eat, dream and sleep. Nothing more!

Today is the last day of this very much appreciated and timely 4 days holidays. After today, I'll go back to work mode. It will be crazy time again. It's so cool in a sordid way. I love to abuse myself. Anyhow, hope you guys will have good stuff coming your way this 2007. I know I will. In fact, I've already got some of them. LOL. Ciao!